cockringtoss:

in other news an artist in wisconsin made a portrait of the former pope benedict

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it is made of condoms

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cumber-bitches:

wibblywobblyrandomyfandomystuff:

watchtheskytonight:

thewholockgames:

dean-the-hug-monster:

I have a panic disorder. While having an attack one day, I called my boyfirend because I was scared. He hung up the phone as soon as I said that and was over in no time to comfort me.

He doesn’t have a car.

He lives 10 miles away.

He ran.

MARRY HIM

DING DONG THOSE ARE FUCKING WEDDING BELLS IN THE DISTANCE 

ILL PLAN THE WEDDING

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pizza:

isis-:

casinmyassbutt:

ask-lemon-tarts:

Ever have pizza so good you just

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Do we just wait for tumblr user pizza to show up now? 

im honestly surprised she hasnt already

i have arrived

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ohdear-prongs:

The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real

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bigstupidbaby:

there is a simple answer to everything and its usually no

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handsomephillip:

fuckyeahwomenprotesting2:

bitchouttahell:

thegoddamazon:

and-rohan-will-answer:

ten0uttaten:

that-kid-matt-biller:

whenthefire-dies:

furose:

grimyboy:

HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE BABIES SWIMMING I AM 21 AND CANNOT SWIM THIS IS SOME FUCK SHIT

Babies instinctively know when to hold their breathes!
Babies are amazing

what

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!? I HAVE TO HOLD MY NOSE AND THIS BABY DOESN’T HAVE TOO!? 

What shitty parent discovered this

babies are naturally able to swim hello they just spent nine moths in amiotic fluid this is instinctive so no, parent is not shitty, parent is re-enforcing baby’s natural instinctive behaviour.

parent is good for doing this because parent is basically saying “yes the behaviours you were born with are great!”

Also helps condition the babies so they don’t build up a fear of swimming in deep water that is prevalent in a lot of people later on.

my mom says she took me to the beach like a month after i was born, and had me swimming in just a few months…. 

also these gifs are so effin cuteeeee!

Weirdly enough I have always had an extreme fear of lakes and pools but never the beach and a couple days ago my mom said “I never could figure out your drowning phobia you’ve been in the sea since you were 2 months old”. 

Apparently while she never actually took my swimming but she took me to the beach all the time the first 2 years of my life. 

So like what you expose your baby too has an enormous effect even though they may not actually remember it. I mean obviously it won’t prevent trauma (hence my extreme fear of swimming pools and lakes) but I still regard the ocean as a safe space. 

wow i can’t swim to save my life and this little fucker moves like a goddamn fish

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sojenniferlawrence:

just-about-miss-lawrence:

imwithkanye:

Met Ball. Jennifer Lawrence photobombs Sarah Jessica Parker.

The. best. thing. ever.  

God bless

sojenniferlawrence:

just-about-miss-lawrence:

imwithkanye:

Met Ball. Jennifer Lawrence photobombs Sarah Jessica Parker.

The. best. thing. ever.  

God bless

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altairs-butt:

wanting 2 talk 2 someone but having nothing 2 say

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princeruto:

i’m no gynecologist but i know a cunt when i see one

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