do u ever feel
like a plastic fag
Tumblr has changed me.
- Before tumblr: Wow that's sad
- After tumblr: MY CREY ASJGLJGFFS I CAN'T, I CAN'T. I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY EMOTIONS ARE DOING RIGHT NOW
- Before tumblr: He's cute
- After tumblr: YOU FLAWLESS BEING. I am offended BY YOUR FACE. NOW GET IN MY BED
- Before tumblr: Oh a new picture from that movie that's coming out
- After tumblr: DEAR GOD WE HAVE A NEW STILL I HAVE TO MAKE GRAPHICS. WHERE DID THIS PICTURE COME FROM ASKLHSDGLKJH
- Before tumblr: I'm bored
- After tumblr: guise guise guise talk to me send me things I won't judge you
- Before tumblr: What a cute couple
- After tumblr: I SHIP THEM SO HARD IT HURTS
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
someone somewhere just blinked in perfect synchronicity with you
if you’ve ever had a crush on me god bless your poor misguided heart
don’t mess with Mrs. Hudson, her boys will get you
